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Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
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My boyfriend weezed
hey what do horses eat read the first letter
horses eat h?????
When you keep killing someone on GTA V… apparently they get annoyed!
when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
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bring back death note memes
did you know….
is imagay XD
alright putting the memes away again
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My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call “sneaky dinosaur” because he looks rather f****** sneaky.
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
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asperatus cloud x
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