*chooses big titties twice*
(Source: cyberjock, via inappropriateboner)
Press B to crouch.
Consequences Of Annoying Your Cat .
[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
(Source: tuhree, via thefuuuucomics)
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe
i remember someone saying that this was also used by deaf people somewhere as a form of sign language? but yes. those gosh darn rich people.
Daily Dose Of Cuteness …
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.