*chooses big titties twice*
Press B to crouch.
[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe
i remember someone saying that this was also used by deaf people somewhere as a form of sign language? but yes. those gosh darn rich people.