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kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls

just-a-little-stump:

bex-bot:

crazyhusky:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-more-u-know:

I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P

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I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE!

i need ten of each.

I need that pancake thing tho

lols0funny:

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veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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violentorgasms:

chasingchrissie:

zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

Lmao why is this so funny

This came onto my dash during a uni lecture last week and I was so amused and transfixed I forgot I was in a room with about 200 other people.

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

I laughed way too hard at this
lols0funny:

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